Genesis 1 Who Da DuelistDAY - AFTERNOONNARRATOR: It is a calm afternoon day in September. Birds chirp...SFX: Bird chirpNARRATOR (CONT'D): Bees buzz...SFX: Bee buzzingNARRATOR (CONT'D): And cars screw up the atmosphere.SFX: Car noises.NARRATOR (CONT'D): This has nothing to do with our story, but it's descriptive, and spares our writer the task of having to describe the scenery.RANDOM PERSON: OUR WRITER IS CHEAP!NARRATOR: Can't hear you, don't care.RANDOM PERSON: You should! I become important to the plot!PAN IN to a table near some random restaurant.INT. RESTAURANTTYLER and GEORGE are busy playing a game of YU-GI-OH!NARRATOR: Over here, we see two of our brave protagonists. Tyler and George.GEORGE: I think I'll summon my Miracle Flipper in attack mode. End turn.TYLER: I summon this guy!RANDOM PERSON: That monster's pathetic!TYLER: Hey, George, did you hear something?GEORGE: Why no, Tyler. Why do you ask?TYLER: Eh, I dunno.RANDOM PERSON: I'll urinate in your soda!TYLER: It just feels like
GENEX: Fugitive GirlsYuGiOh GenexBased off of YuGiOh GX the Abridged Series by Shadyvox/Shastealer2 and XthedarkoneBy ScrewDaRules11Chapter 3: Detention at Duel Academy High"Jaden Yuki and Syrus Truesdale, You are here because you have been accused of illegal dueling," The Student Judge stated, "How do you plead?""It was all SYRUS'S FAULT!" Jaden pointed at the light-blue-haired freak."Well, excuse me for trying to advance the plot!" Syrus replied."Order in the court!" The Judge yelled, banging his gavel. Both Slifers shut up. "As I was saying, the Supreme Student Court of Duel Academy finds the defendants, Jaden Yuki and Syrus Truesdale, to... be... guil-""HOLD IT!" Someone yelled. Jaden and Syrus turned to see an Obelisk Blue with swept-back hair at a pedestal. "Your honor, the defense has yet to make its case.""And I've haven't had the time to react with sarcasm, or even slam my hand on the table!" A Slifer Red student at another pedestal replied, before slamming his hand on said pedestal."...
GENEX: CHAZZ JENKINSYuGiOh GenexBased off of YuGiOh GX the Abridged Series by Shadyvox/Shastealer2 and XthedarkoneBy ScrewDaRules11Chapter 2: Chazz Princeton = Leroy Jenkins?The loud engine of a 'choppah could be heard as a bunch of people approached a volcano on a random island, in, well, a helicopter."If you look to your left," the pilot spoke through the loudspeaker, "You'll see Duel Academy Island. Ignore the active volcano.""WHAT!?" Some guy yelled, "This school has an active volcano?! Who the hell would build a school next to an active volcano!?""This academy has been funded by Seto Kaiba," the pilot continued, "Recently, there have been rumors that it's the location for some ancient prophecy involving evil gods, alternative universes, and the chosen one turning unexplainingly evil.""Oh, that answers my question," The guy replied, "Yet it makes me wonder if we're about to die by ancient prophecy involving card games.""SHUT UP!" Everyone replied, "You'll just ruin four whole seasons of GX!"
GENEX Jaden: FlawlessYuGiOh GenexBased off of YuGiOh GX the Abridged Series by Shadyvox/Shastealer2 and XthedarkoneBy ScrewDaRules11It was a nice, quiet morning in Domino City. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, and the cars were screwing up the atmosphere. People were socializing with each other... until someone ran through the crowd. His brown hair was impossibly styled, his brown eyes held a look of determination, and his black jacket flowed a bit in the wind."Dammit, Dammit, Dammit, I'm LATE!" the boy cursed to himself, "I can't believe this! Never again am I staying up late to watch ShadyVox and LittleKuriboh videos, especially when the exam is today! But not to worry! As long as there's nothing in my way, I should make in there just in time!"A young woman walked by, talking on her cell phone, "And so Jerry was like-""MOVE, BITCH!" The boy commanded, pushing past her.This boy, for all his rude nature, was none other then the main character of this series. His name was Jaden Yuki, and
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