GENEX: Fugitive Girls

YuGiOh Genex
Based off of YuGiOh GX the Abridged Series by Shadyvox/Shastealer2 and Xthedarkone
By ScrewDaRules11

Chapter 3: Detention at Duel Academy High

"Jaden Yuki and Syrus Truesdale, You are here because you have been accused of illegal dueling," The Student Judge stated, "How do you plead?"

"It was all SYRUS'S FAULT!" Jaden pointed at the light-blue-haired freak.

"Well, excuse me for trying to advance the plot!" Syrus replied.

"Order in the court!" The Judge yelled, banging his gavel. Both Slifers shut up. "As I was saying, the Supreme Student Court of Duel Academy finds the defendants, Jaden Yuki and Syrus Truesdale, to... be... guil-"

"HOLD IT!" Someone yelled. Jaden and Syrus turned to see an Obelisk Blue with swept-back hair at a pedestal. "Your honor, the defense has yet to make its case."

"And I've haven't had the time to react with sarcasm, or even slam my hand on the table!" A Slifer Red student at another pedestal replied, before slamming his hand on said pedestal.

"... Why do I feel like I'm in a Phoenix Wright game?" Syrus questioned.

"The defense is ready," The Obelisk noted.

"The Prosecution is admiring his stunningly handsome features," The Slifer replied while looking at a mirror.

"Edgeworth!" The Obelisk snapped at the Slifer.

"The Prosecution is also ready."

"NO, NO! You both aren't needed!" The Judge stated, "This court gives out the decisions of the high staff members, and thus is only allowed to give the illusion of justice!"

"Well, that sucks," Jaden commented.

"WHAT?!" The Obelisk reacted, "But... why can't it?"

"Because, Phoenix, you touch yourself at night," Edgeworth smirked.

"Shut up, Miles! I don't care if they can't serve justice, because I will deliver it!" Phoenix stated dramatically.

"Security, remove Mr. Wright from my courtroom!" The Judge ordered, as security agents removed the Obelisk Blue from his pedestal.

"NO!" Phoenix Wright shouted as they took him away, "FREEDOM FOR ALL!"

"For that, you will be placed under in-house suspension, and have your decks confiscated until the suspension is up, which is 'until further notice,'" The Judge banged his gaval, "Anything you'd like to add, Mr. Edgeworth?"

"Phoenix Wright lost, and two competitors are gone," Edgeworth smirked, "Best. Day. Ever."
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As the students were taken to the Facility for their suspension via armored bus, Jaden hissed at Syrus, "this is still all your fault."

"Heh heh heh," A voice beside Jaden chuckled. Turning, Jaden saw a Ra Yellow with a green shirt under his uniform, and forest-green hair that didn't look combed.

"Who are you?" Jaden asked.

"Yuda, my name is," The Ra replied, in a voice similar to Yoda's, "Master of the Cards, I am. Specialize in returning decks to those that own them, I do."

'Freak,' Jaden thought to himself.
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"Attention Duelists," A voice rang though the loudspeakers of the vast, jail-like facility, "My hair has just released Suspension 3400, Class Clown Todd."

"NO, NOT TODD!"

"AW COME ON!"

"NOT ANOTHER ONE!"

"Hey, look, newbies!"

"HOORAY!"

As the 'Newbies' looked around, Jaden raised an eyebrow.

"A bit large, doncha think?" Jaden asked.

"Well, it could be worst," Syrus noted, "We could be roomed with Yuda."

"Suspension 3478 and 3479, Jaden and Syrus, will be roomed with 3480, Yuda."

"REACTION SHOT!" Jaden and Syrus yelled.

As the three entered their room, Yuda jumped onto the bed.

"A BED! Fabric Softener!" Yuda shouted in a more normal voice, "Hey, look, a window!"

"What the heck happened to your voice?" Jaden asked.

"Oh, don't tell me you actually were convinced by that charade," Yuda commented, "Slifers."

"So, what are you here for?" Syrus asked.

"For my sacred duty!" Yuda replied, "See, I retrieve confiscated decks, upgrade them a bit, then leave them with their true owner. I was just completing the upgrades to Mr. Yuki's deck when I got caught."

"Do you still have it?" Jaden asked.

"Of course I do!" Yuda replied, "I've been here so many times, I've learned to hide a person's deck!"

"Huh?"

"I got part of it here!" Yuda removed five cards from his shoe, "And here!" He removed six cards from his glove, "And here!" He got 15 cards from his... pants...

"Y'know, on second thought, I don't want them."

"They ARE your cards..."

"BUT I DON'T WANT THEM ANYMORE! THEY'VE BEEN DOWN YOUR PANTS!!!"

Syrus looked around and noticed a big hole underneath one of the beds.

"How did they not catch that?" Syrus asked, then shrugged and used that hole to sneak out of his suspension.
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MEANWHILE, AT THE OBELISK BLUE GIRL'S DORM...

In the Obelisk Hot Springs / Wading Pools, Three girls sat in the water, detoxing after a hard day. One girl had reddish, spiky hair, going by the name of Jasmine, while another had short, blackish-gray and called herself Mindy. The third had long yellow hair, and unlike the last two people, actually appeared in a previous episode. You know the ONE... (wink-wink, nudge-nudge)

"Y'know, It's kinda weird how there's three girls naked in a pool together," Jasmine noted.

"Yeah, the Japanese are perverts," Mindy commented, "Luckily, 4Kids will edit in some swimsuits."

"Oh, okay," Jasmine replied, "But won't that cause Japanese people to rage about their culture being trampled on?"

"... Maybe..."

"Hey, guys," The Blondie shook her head, "Try to keep culture out of your conversations. It might offend someone."

"Alexis, I want to hit you SO much right now," Jasmine growled. They should really call her Angry MacArgue or somethin'.
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Suddenly, a nearby papier-mâché rock was pushed upward by Syrus.

"Huh," Syrus looked around, "That weird tunnel led to the Obelisk Blue Girl's dorm. Maybe one of them might take pity on my cuteness and hide me in their closet for a few days."

Dusting himself off, Syrus noticed a pair of beady eyes spying on him.

"Who's there?" Syrus asked. Looking closely, he saw the visage of Professor Crowler himself. "OH MY GYROIDS!!!"

"OH, ANCIENT GEAR GOLEMS!!!" Crowler yelled in response.

"AHHH!" A girl yelled, attracting both of their attentions, "A NINJA AND AN EFFEMINATE FREAKSHOW!"

"WHAT?!" Several more girls crowded in, "Which one's the freakshow?!"

"They know of the fugitive we're disguising as a girl!" One girl yelled, "Run, Jimmy, Run!"

"Heels, don't fail me now!" Some guy yelled.

"TAKE THE SLIFER! HE HAS BLUE HAIR!" Crowler ran off.

"There goes the freakshow!" The first girl commented, "Surround the Ninja!"

"Hold on a minute!" Syrus commented as he was surrounded by the girls, "It's all just a misunderstanding. I'm not a ninja! Believe it! Wait, did I just... Nevermind, Look, just take it easy. There's plenty of the Sy to go around."

Suddenly, some girls appeared with a rope.

"What're you doing with that rope - WAIT, NO!!!!!" Syrus yelled as he was tied up, "So what's the safety word then?"
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"I'll give you 20 bucks if we can leave right now," Jaden told the warden of the Suspension Center.

"No," Was the response.

"But I-"

"No."

"Dammit..."

"ATTENTION," The Loudspeakers loudspoke, "Suspension 3478, Jaden Yuki, and Suspension 3479, Syrus Truesdale, have been given a warning and will be removed from the detention list in order to make room for more inmates."

Jaden smiled, "Man, this place is awesome."
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LATER, AT THE TOOLSHED (AT NIIIIIIGHT!)

Jaden walked into his room, a big smiled smacked on his face, when suddenly...

"Hey, where's Syrus?" Jaden asked nobody in particular, "I wonder... Wait, WHO THE HECK IS IN THE TOP BUNK?!"

The occupant revealed himself, a giant fatass of a man with the face of a koala.

"WHO THE F*CK ARE YOU!?" The man roared.

"Jaden Yuki," Jaden replied, "And you are?"

"MY NAME IS CHUMLY! HUFFINGTON! I'M DA F*CKING BOMB! I'VE BEEN HERE FOR THREE F*CKING GRADES!" Chumly growled, "AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN GIVE A SH*T!"

"Wow, you must be pretty pissed at that," Jaden observed.

"STFU, YOU F*CKING SACK OF SH*T!" Chumly replied, "Ah, who cares, This is the only episode I talk in."

"Sooooo... Have you seen Syrus?"

"WELL, IF YOU BREAK THE FOURTH F*CKING WALL, SYRUS F*CKED UP AND RAN, WINDING UP IN THE DAMN OBELISK GIRL'S DORM!" Chumly yelled, "NOW  GTFO!"
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MEANWHILE, IN THE GIRL'S DORM! Still nighttime.

"I managed to escape Suspension," Syrus explained to the girls, "So why don't you try hiding me in one of your closets?"

"I got a better idea," Mindy smirked, "Why don't we just throw him in my closet and call it a day?"

"I can dig that idea," Jasmine replied, "But why YOUR closet?"

"Mine has the most space," Mindy explained, "Afterall, y'know how uncomfortable he might be in Alexis's closet."

"WHOULD YOU SHUT UP ABOUT MY CLOSET?!" Alexis demanded, "And you just want to get into Syrus's pants."

"NO I DON'T!" Mindy retorted, "I want to lost my virginity to him! ... Oh, that's what you meant."

"Er..." Syrus was a little freaked out by the conversation... and also a little aroused. But mostly freaked out.

"WHAT'S GOING ON DOWN HERE?!" A deep voice growled. The girls, frightened, desperately started hiding him... by using him as a chair. Yeah. Then, a woman in a robe walked onto a nearby balcony.

"YOU KIDS BETTER NOT BE HOLDING SOMEONE HOSTAGE AGAIN!" The woman yelled in a very deep voice.

"We're not doing anything, Ms. Fontaine," Alexis replied, "Just trying to find out how many people could sit on a single stool!"

"Oh, well, okay then," Ms. Fontaine then walked back to whence she came.

"There are girls sitting on my face," Syrus explained to himself, "I'm either high or in the situation of my dreams! I love my life..."

"So... now what?" Jasmine asked as they all got off Syrus's head.

"I think I've got an idea..." Alexis smirked, "We'll use Syrus as bait for my little bet..."

"Erm..." Mindy thought about it, "Oh! You want to Duel Jaden, so you're gonna use Syrus as bait to get Jaden here!"

"... Yes, Mindy, that was my plan..." Alexis replied, "However, since he's the only guy around, feel free to give him a tour!"

"Cool," Mindy replied, taking Syrus by the rope and dragging him to somewhere...
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Meanwhile, in the Toolshed!

"YEAH!" Jaden shouted in victory over a video game, "Yeah! I won!"

Suddenly, his phone rang. Jaden opened it up and selected a new message.

"We have your friend, Syrus," a creepy voice told, "And if you want him back, come to the girls' dorms now."

"... Ah, who needs him," Jaden sighed. He then got back to his game... only for the system to run out of batteries, "Then again, I do need a quirky sidekick character..."
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MEANWHILE, IN THE LAKE NEAR THE GIRL'S DORM...

Jaden rowed his boat to the Girl's dorm. Only one thing was on his mind...

"How the hell did I find a boat so fast?" Jaden asked himself.

Landing on shore, Jaden found none other then Syrus and the girls...

"Oh, hey, Syrus. We got removed from Suspension to make room for more guys. How're things with you?" Jaden asked.

"I HAD TO RUN FROM THE LAW, AND GOT SAT ON AND TOUCHED IN INAPPROPRIATE PLACES!!" Syrus screamed, "I feel violated..."

"So, that bad, huh?" Jaden asked.

"ZOMG! STFU!" Alexis shouted, "You're both trespassing, making this grounds for expulsion!"

"So... what did you want?" Jaden asked.

"A duel!" Alexis replied, "You and me, one round!"

"O... kay..." Jaden replied.
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MEANWHILE! ON THE LAKE! WITH BOATS! ... Why boats? I don't know. Pretty cool, though.

"Okay, Alexis!" Jaden shouted, "It's time to get your game on!"

JADEN: 4000
ALEXIS: 4000

"For my first turn, I summon Etoile Cyber! (1200/1600)" Alexis shouted, as a girl in a red-and-white dancing uniform arose, "Now, I proceed to attack!"

'Negative,' The Duel Disk replied, 'No monster can attack during the first turn of the duel.'

"I DON'T F*CKING CARE!" Alexis shouted, "DO IT ANYWAY!"

'F*ck you.'

"Erm..." Alexis thought about it, "I can't attack on my first turn. Damn. Turn end."

"Okay," Jaden drew a card, "I draw and-"

"End my turn!" Alexis yelled in a dead-on impression of Jaden, before drawing a card.

"What the heck are you thinking?" Jaden shouted.

"I just faked your Duel Disk out!" Alexis replied.

"Isn't that..." Jaden paused to think, "Against the rules of this game?"

"SCREW THE RULES!" Alexis roared, "I'M A DUMB BLONDE!"

"Hm..." Jaden hmm'd to himself, "I forget, what do you say when you concede your victory?"

"I give up?" Alexis asked.

'Surrender command confirmed,' The Duel Disk deactivated, returning to its default mode.'

"HEY, NO FAIR!" Alexis shouted, "You cheated!"

"So did you," Jaden pointed out, "Well, back to Slifer Red we go!"

As the two Slifers rowed back to Slifer Red dorm, Alexis and her friends watched them go with curious eyes...

"I guess they won that battle," Jasmine spoke up.

"But they haven't won the war yet," Alexis replied, "But for now, a temporary truce is in order..."

"I'm on a boat!" Jaden sung, "I'm on a boat! Take a good, hard look at the motherf*cking boat!"

"JADEN, SHUT UP!" Syrus yelled.

"Syrus!" Mindy called out, "Call me!"
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Later, at the Toolshed...

"So, Jaden, how did you know were I was?" Syrus asked.

"He told me," Jaden pointed at Chumly.

"Oh, hey, Chumly," Syrus greeted.

"Duh," Chumly grunted.

"How the heck do you know him?" Jaden asked.

"I don't, but apparently he's our best friend!" Syrus noted, "Also, he's leaving in a couple of episodes."

"Oh, okay."

And so, Syrus and Jaden got a new roommate, and the Mindy/Syrus shipping began... What, did you think I was going to do the whole Alexis/Syrus shipping joke? No...

END of Episode Three.